I am Terrible put me back in The Sea

being the person who is willing say "we tried that already and it didn't work so we'll need to think up something new" is an excellent way to have people thirsting for your blood

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

port cities are cute

there are boats there

sometimes i dislike something but everyone else who hates it seemingly hates it for only insane person reasons

the thing is that everyone does actually want the skill set that comes with a humanities degree but a) they refuse to acknowledge that actual WORK goes into acquiring those skills and b) they want to do it all without actually reading a book

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

can everyone do me a favor and tell me your favorite thing to put on toast in the tags

sad girly girl who wears white dresses and curls her hair and puts on no makeup makeup every morning who gets a butch makeover montage at the end of the movie and everyone goes wow. also they replace his contact lenses with thick stupid nerd glasses. is this anything

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode