your pal, your buddy, your bucky

There's that post going around like "would you be diagnosed with female hysteria in the 1800s?" like bitch I'm diagnosed with BPD I'm diagnosed with it NOW

sorry for looking like i just cried for an hour. it’s just that i cried for an hour

bbc merlin’s political agenda of “i’ll wait for the king to die and fuck his son so good, he’ll have to adopt my politics” was actually so ahead of its time

#no period piece no teenage show no political drama ever came close again#‘we have a dragon and he instructs the most powerful wizard of all time to become a sugar baby to save the world’#now that’s a fucking plot!!!

cartoon swagger

foster’s foster’s foster’s

men will tell u they went to Stanford and not mention it was a prison experiment

what is really more embarrassing, wearing a fursuit and pretending to be an animal or wearing clothes and pretending not to be

tell me, will,

man the britney spears testimony is chilling. she can't drive, cant choose her therapist or any person around her, is forced to perform and train or she'll be put on meds and restrained at home, cant see her kids or even have a new child, was forced to get an IUD which she can't have taken out, can't even choose her own food and bedtime. it's very much institutionalisation except she still has to perform to make money for her family (the same that claim she shouldn't have autonomy over her own life) and can't even change a single dance move in her choreography. it's just. christ.

see what i mean by parents feeling ownership over their children. her parents were allowed to suspend her autonomy as an adult too.

and like. she's a rich cis white woman (though tbh she can barely touch the money she makes for her abusers)! and her disability and status is still enough to completely suspend her autonomy in the most abusive way, to even deny her the ability to have kids or refuse food. this is an absolute nightmare. imagine what it's like for institutionalised working class folks too. poor folk, people of color, trans people who also had their autonomy suspended that way and are institutionalised or under conservationship. im really glad she got this opportunity to speak, no matter how short it was. but christ is it heartbreaking.

He looked like he wanted to laugh and die at the same time lmao

im fucking weak

this dude is pure professionalism - ain’t no way i coulda maintained my face OR my tone 

“Thanks to the sketch, no doubt” bruh😂😂😂

Everyone says Riverdale is the most batshit show but Glee walked shitfaced out of the bar so Riverdale could run into oncoming traffic

there's a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated

she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant

that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is. she’s at it again

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

and it's a banger