my battery is low and it's getting dark

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

If you can’t have hope right now, that’s okay, I’ll do it for you

/r/CheetahTooHigh

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

I hope OpenAI goes under. I hope ChatGPT and all similar AI are unplugged forever. And I hope everyone who's been relying on it cries about it.

We need to learn from this. It's time for Beijing bikini summer.

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

hi im 72 years old and i’ve been using a telephone for longer than you’ve been alive. i’m going to call your job at 3 am and whisper into the phone from 4 feet away and get super pissed when you can’t hear me, is that ok?