📖 mich 📖

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

📢 ID RATHER HAVE YOU, CURSED OR NOT📢

sorry but the fond little face that cas makes after dean says “do i seem like good luck to you?” he is so in love with that man

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.

This applies doubly if the antagonist is more abstract. If a house starts growing teeth and flesh you've gotta be prepared to get a little freaky

ideal batshit chaotic ending for me is they get cas back but in the process the Empty basically vomits up every angel and demon they’ve ever killed and it’s like. oh shit. cut to black credits roll hard rock song plays

how’s THAT for your fucking circular narrative! everything they’ve done over the past 15 years undone with one action and you know what? it’s fucking worth it. it’s fucking worth it to dean to have to do it all over again if he gets to have cas by his side this time

“supernatural went on for too long” sorry you cannot appreciate the beautiful gift of watching your most beloved characters transform and blossom and perish and soften and harden and die and be reborn for fifteen years. sorry you don’t experience joy like that. sorry that you are depriving yourself of an unparalleled media experience because you’re boring.

Pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for destiel fanfiction

are we really debating if spn was queer or not??? hello??? jensen ackles was not put through real glass, real fire, real bees, fake water, real lube, real knife and real burial for there to be a debate in 2024 on if THEE supernatural was queer-coded media or not.

[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.