i LIKE intoxicating other girls, OK ? I'll intoxicate myself at the same time but I'm very resilient to it, but if it makes you feel better yeah, lets do it at the same time.

im so hungryyyyyy but i only have 35 dollars and my gfs need to eat too

ca$happ venmo if u wanna buy us lunch :3

... or dinner...

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

im so hungryyyyyy but i only have 35 dollars and my gfs need to eat too

ca$happ venmo if u wanna buy us lunch :3

... or dinner...

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

Ive somehow discovered egg_irl and im absolutely hate how i relate to like 95% of the posts there

I genuinely fucking hate it because every single post hits the bullseye every single time

You fool. Idiot. Nincompoop. Why do you think that is.

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should