What are men to rocks and mountains?

the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

being alive is literally so embarrassing like omggg no haha dont look at me sorryy sorry my organs are functioning and my brain cells are communicating through electrical impulses i know its weird aha. again SOO sorry omg this is probably so awkward. sorry

fiona apple was right. how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone

obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

girl help i managed my time poorly and now im suffering the consequences

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

if i don’t periodically remind myself that there are a LOT of other ppl in their 20s who currently do nothing at all but lie in bed and type on various different screens all day then i start having heart palpitations 

turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

Men, especially cis straight white men, saying “what if it was the other way around huh?” with literally zero concept of power dynamics or historical context is one of the most boring things in existence