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ntrider

it's scary how making people horny carries a little responsibility with it

ntrider

girl I successfully convinced to play through every sega developed marvel game in a row for a dare once: does mama rose promise she'll give violet's toys back this time :(

me, slowly trying to take the remote detonator away from her: yes dear I promise I'll even get you ice cream on the way home if you just cooperate with me a little

#load bearing post i suppose

aluox

There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!

Have fun everyone!

frameacloud

Image description: A comic or infographic illustrated with a blue cartoon owl. The text is dark blue, with some important parts in red.

In the preface, the owl is wearing several gag shop accessories: a joy buzzer, a squirting flower, and glasses that have a fake nose. The owl says, “Hello! Now that April Fool’s is around the corner, here’s 5 things I ask of you not to do.”

In the first one, the owl gets startled by another owl popping out of a computer screen. This says, “One. Don’t send screamers. Seriously, don’t.”

The second one shows an owl flirting with another owl. This says, “Two. Don’t play with people’s feelings. Examples:

“Don’t fake ask someone out.

“Don’t fake hate/be angry at them.

“Don’t lie that something bad has happened to someone/something important to them.”

The third one shows an owl wearing a bandage on their head, and a hospital IV drip attached to their wing. This says, “Three. Don’t fake an illness. Especially terminal and/or incurable ones.”

The fourth one shows an empty dotted outline where an owl has been. This says, “Four. Don’t pretend to leave, break up, or fake suicide.”

The fifth one shows an owl reading a newspaper with their feathers all fluffed out in distress. This says, “Five. Don’t spread malicious fake information: fake virus threats, fake tragic events, or fake celeb deaths.”

The final panel has a close-up on the owl’s face with their eyes glowing red, yelling, “Seriously, don’t be a butt!”

Description ends.

crystal963

Remember confuse, DO NOT abuse

toughtink

the genshin/hoyo sag-aftra strike situation is depressing and complex and i wish everyone stopped pretending that it’s easy because the more i learn about all the ins and outs of these agreements, the more i see why this has stalled out for so long. can people at least stop harassing VAs over it, please???

jade413

oh hey fun shit about this! china has ai protections for voices on a federal level (in the civil code now) so. like the ai protection for the voice actors is in no way an issue in this specific discussion anymore

#in regards to the tags

crunchsomebones

I love kill la kill. I love how seriously it takes itself. I love that it is the most unserious show I've ever seen. I love how it somehow tricks you into getting deeply invested in a genuinely philosophical battle against the very concept of clothing. I love that it does this by showing you big titty anime girl fights with animation that rivals every other show I've ever seen. I love the lesbians. I love how it fails in its concept at times, and I love how much it succeeds. I love every dumb plot twist. I love that the villains genuinely do fucked up, unforgivable shit. I love the commentary on the nature of fascism and its relation to fashion. I love every dumb joke. I love how they made an 8 foot tall muscle man who's obsessed with discipline and school regulations and then made him a giant fucking masochist with a pain kink. I love that they made that one guys nipples glow pink for literally no reason. I love the insightful commentary on the social construct of nudity and what being naked really means, and how our bodies are morally neutral. I love the dick jokes. I fucking love this show.

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oldmanontumbler

It's March 27th?!

Quick, get inside!!

steampunkforever

Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.

tamamita

how come, boundcatgirl?

azoosepted

WAKES UP IN A COLD SWEAT. OPENS TUMBLR.

XICHUN DONQUI WEIWARD ROMANCE SEND POST SEND POST SEND POST SEND POST SEND PO

moive

contextless upd8 spoilers.

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calm-before-the

I have evidence that proves Stalin was secretly Québécois

flanneldragon

true yuri has yet to be attempted

flanneldragon

yuri really only works on paper

flanneldragon

the problem with yuri is eventually you run out of other people's women

noelle-ism

the problem with yuri is its true form is unreachable - ethereal

vivvy-of-the-lake

all attempts at yuri have been forced to contend with dominant, homogenous, and counteryuri heterosexual forces that will stop at nothing to dismantle what is seen as a threat to heterosexuality

calware

was that 5 frames of june on page 719 or am i crazy

before i actually looked at the frame properly i was thinking to myself "what narrative purpose would it even serve to dangle a busty silhouette of june in front of the audience? it makes more sense for it to be teasing a new character" but then i actually looked at the frame for a few seconds and honestly i could see it. and i have to recognize that it's impossible for me to be objective about anything that happens in hs2 so really i don't know

communist-ojou-sama

人总是要死的，但死的意义有不同。...为人民利益而死，就比泰山还重；替法西斯卖力，替剥削人民和压迫人民的人去死，就比鸿毛还轻。

-毛泽东, 为人民服务

"All men must someday die, but the meaning of that death varies... To die for the sake of the people is weightier than Mount Tai; to exert oneself for the fascists, to die for those who exploit and oppress the people, is lighter than a feather."

Mao Zedong, "Serve the People"

harlequinjade413

*looks up to you and slowly becomes a copy of your past*

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harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires

more research needs to be done on the effects tumblr's penchant for condensing all imagined unsafe, or worse, cringe, expressions of dominant sexuality into the archetype of the old (not in a sexy way, just as a shorthand for "creepy"), and obviously, very male, "daddy dom" has on the nascent tgirl domme's brain. perhaps by forcing her to read a hundred posts like that and licking up the delicious guilt sweating out of her

this is unironically why the catgirls are dwindling so much. no one has the courage to call us "kitten" because of the discord groomer stereotype

tragedysexual

few understand the allure of the rabbit domtop. few ever will.

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