No YOU'RE A Dilatory Motion :P

Ohhhh I want one in silver!

You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

What kind of Shakespeare copy is this

Collaboration....

Straights always go grabbin ya phone when you tryin to show them something and I’m like sis….. a gay man’s phone is a very dangerous place

Why can’t I stop watching this

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

He l p m e

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

The next time an anchor, pundit, or journalist tries to “both sides” the shut down, remember that the House has passed three bills to reopen the government, but Mitch McConnell will not bring the bills to the Senate.

I legit read that as Bitch McConnell, and tbh, I wasn’t wrong.

No, you’re totally correct.

actually that’s a super genius tip. i never thought of that. boost!!

I would also have appreciated: the fact that you can do something if you try very, very hard, does not actually obligate you to spend your life putting forth maximum effort to achieve it. It is okay to not be 1000% driven by life-consuming ambition and instead be satisfied with something less difficult.

NICE

get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful

but can you do math?

don’t. don’t do this to me

Cook and drive, fuck math

get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful

but can you do math?

don’t. don’t do this to me

Cook and drive, fuck math