J Money

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

do you ever just realise you’re already an adult and you have no money

“hydrophobic” so yall just gonna reblog this bigoted ass post?? with no criticism??? wow :/

The thing is some people on this website actually made me question the sarcasm.

I know it must seem like a joke to you, but watching hydrophobia be glorified in the media when I, myself, am 70 percent water….

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

I'M LOVING THIS ENERGY

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often. 

What a beautiful octopus.

If you really want someone’s true opinion on how you look, never ask a family member or a friend, ask a small child.

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!

What the fuck is happening

Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!

im losing my mind