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When they mark up all the asylum seekers, are they making a minority report?

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My instrument is cool.

Fridgeridoo.

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A network computer you upload all your backups to. A preserver.

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If you were training a prince to be the next king, would you be heir-conditioning?

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If you were changing the molecular structure of a condiment, would you be editing the sauce code?

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If a diamond is pure, is it orethentic?

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The plant stopped being able to make sugar. Do you photosympathise?

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There’s evidence that there was a river on Mars, right?

Does that mean it’s waterproof?

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When you make shitty electronic music.

Midiocore.

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People who write erotic BDSM literature.

Sub scribers.

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Mixing letters can have weight, because of anagrams.

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Having conflicting times on your timetable. A scheduel.

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I like his company, but he’s out of my league.

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I don’t think hi-hats have a reason to be around drums.

It’s just cymbalism.

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Getting foreign dairy products imported.

Refucheese.

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The man decided not to use the body wash.

A swift resolotion.

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