Creativity, I shit it.

theres something about when middle school girls are weebs but arent into yaoi/yuri thats kinda unsettling. what are you republican

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

official cephalopod post

i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

rabbits can be anywhere at any time. rabbits can even be on a device. rabbits can be on your device. rabbits can be eating your files. its fine. its sustenance. they are called bytes for a reason

a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

turns into a tiny bunny mid conversation so you can't yell at me annnnny more

threres bunnys in the notes

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil