but golden boy’s in bad shape

voguemagazine: @Juju Smith-Schuster and @Laura_Kruk have tied the knot. The wedding took place at the Ritz-Carlton in Laguna Niguel, California, on July 10, 2026. The celebratory weekend began with a Hawaiian beachside welcome party in Laguna Niguel, a nod to the groom’s Samoan roots. The next day, the ceremony was set on a lawn overlooking the ocean adorned with white and green florals. The guest list was star-studded, even including Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. “Seeing all of our family and friends mingling and making new friends was so fun to see.” Tap the link in our bio for more on the coastal California celebration.

McAfee said that it was an amazing, incredible, spectacular night. He said that they seem very much in love and Travis seems incredibly happy.

He said that the food was amazing and that he had been blown away. He said Brad Pitt brought him over a Jack and Diet Coke and that all of the Chiefs were there (may be hyperbole) and that they all seem hyped for the season. He said Mahomes was in the middle of the dancefloor all night and seems ready for the season.

He said Paul McCartney and Stevie Nicks performed, that Taylor was on stage (maybe karaoke?), as well as Avril.

Also pushed back on tabloid reports and people calling it tacky and said it was 'the greatest night of all time'.

excellent