Salty AF

PERIODT!!!!

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

WITH NO GUARANTEE OF BEING ADMITTED.

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

Last night we were talking about Bethesda games with my sister and I told her that I will buy TES6 no matter what and she just said “Okay so you are Todd Howard’s little bitch?” and I can’t believe she murdered her brother like that

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

did you guys know that there isnt a character limit for blog descriptions

I hate that I KNEW what you did before I even looked at it