Jackie-the-gr8

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

we vote.

We vote.

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

why did his head get so big and his torso short

BARK BARK BARK BARK

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

But who needs facts in Trump America?