Hope for the hopeless

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

um excuse me but id look cute tied to your bed

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

loving and being loved is feeling the sun from both sides

me to me: you stress me out

anyone available to go scream in the woods with me? it’s fun, free, and the trees like to gossip about us afterwards

nothing is more satisfying than knowing someone will be with you through thick and thin

Find someone that accepts all sides of you.

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

White ppl was really mad about this post

Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.