I hold the line.

im a fucking sucker for the “character gets so badly injured that they can’t think clearly and start calling for help in a distressingly vulnerable way.” characters who start using nicknames for their friends they haven’t used since they were kids. characters who start begging for their brother they haven’t seen in years to be there. characters who would usually use their parents’ names or call them mother/father/etc crying out mama when they go down. u understand.

Characters who are so closed off abouf their past calling out a name their new friends have never heard before

this is a Castlevania background, I'm almost certain

you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

love it when a scrawny gay villain has a scrawnier, gayer sidekick hovering at their shoulder. sopping wet queer solidarity

another great chapter of 'finno-ugric languages vs. translation software'

well

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

I had to read the message four times before I read it correctly

not to brag but I had a conversation today and I was really brave about it

nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design

world might be fine. world might be good even

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports