This post is very important.

This is the best part about owning a pet.

Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed

Color theory: Lion King

BEAUTIFUL.

Never noticed this omg

That was so pleasing

fuck outer space it is WAY too big. and while we’re at it, fuck germs too (too small). everything should be between the size of a bug and a car

I love when I’m studying outside and a bee is like “flower? r u a flower? I check! is laptop a flower? i check! No one here a flower… ciao!” and I wave goodbye saying thank you for visiting little bee!

yesterday i went out w my grandma as always but we got home just in time before the storms and ?? i saw some rly weird clouds?? ive never seen them before?? and apparently no one else had bc everyone was taking pics of them?? it was weird bc one half of the sky was clear and blue, the other half was normal kinda blurry cloudy skies and right in the middle in a small patch were these cauliflower clouds like wtaf texas

take me down to the mammatus city where the skies are grey and the clouds have titties

This post started so wholesome.

That cop… Was Albert Einstein

I was the door

I was the train

I was the handcuffs

I was the tattoos

“out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most”  Take a moment to think about how a story where a police officer stood up for a woman experiencing harassment is unbelievable.  Then go feel sad.

I think it's mostly the applause part that's unbelievable

this is from a movie

what is the scientific definition of a perfect bear?

this is the scientific definition of a perfect bear

hey, don’t mean to hurt anybody’s feelins but this bear has a super small face

he has exactly as much face as he needs

I forget there are people who don’t have to put up with this

#HE SCREAM

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