Don't Tell Me What I Can't Do

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

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baby need snack

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

holy shit i have the best idea

my line of logic was “well if i put the sponge in the blender, when i turn it on the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so i dont have to spend ages cleaning it”

thats not what happened though :•(

Lie in bed with me and give me soft, sleepy kisses until I fall asleep in your arms.