Achilles and Patroclus were definitely sweet with each other but Enkidu and Gilgamesh seem like they had insufferable top vs top competitive bro sex aaaand post

white gays need to read up on pinkwashing and homonationalism before ever even thinking about opening their mouths talking about homophobia/transphobia in the global south

here's a link to terrorist assemblages (the 10th anniversary extended edition, even)

on the pride parade “boyfriend of bi girlfriend” float with the other guys we’re chopping it up and hanging out. we’re all standing on the float holding a beer and they’re all cheering for us. more than the other floats even

bombing this float

You can kill a revolutionary but you can never kill the revolution

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

"even the top gets pregnant" cryptic new statetement from the World Health Organisation

"Being bi means all the attraction you feel is gay" NOT ME. All my attraction is not only hetero, it's hetero in the most off-putting way possible. I like men in the fetishistic yaoi fangirl way and I like women in the creepy mouth-breathing guy in your workplace way

My attraction is pretty much characterized as like, that one person who decorates their workspace with printouts of various BNHA characters. Just blasting massively unpleasant vibes in every direction, setting off people's sexual Geiger counters to "Oh, Eugh" levels

I'm like a chaser if chasers were also into cis people. I'm like a Type O universal chaser. I'm fetishizing mundane features you've never even heard of. Salivating and not quite blinking enough as I tell you you have exquisite elbows

can i doordash you a hamburger, goddess