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Aww, I thought she finally kicked it and this was how I was getting the news. Blatant queenbaiting.

I’m sorry, why is the Doctor shooting her? That seems very much what he’s against? Or does Eccleston just have it out for the Queen?

Idk about y’all but Eccleston’s doctor would probably shoot the Queen too.

ecclestons doctor absolutely would’ve shot the queen on sight

i want to be a mousewife and do the mousework. yes i do the cooking yes i do the squeaking etc

Work it grandma

You know what? Suddenly 38 seems like a perfectly valid age to dress how I fucking want to.

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

wait

hold on

wait

so it’s that kinda Monday for wizards too huh

youtube recommended a 'watch how i re-show a horse' video and the guy was answering some common questions as he worked like "does [clipping the hoof, nailing, burning] hurt the horse" and he just says "if i was doing anything that the horse did not want me to or made it scared or uncomfortable, i would No Longer be standing underneath it. hope this helps."

I’m reminded of a video I saw that was the farrier doing a horse’s hooves and the horse was basically putting it’s tongue in the guy’s ear. If it hurt, that sure as shit wouldn’t be happening 

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

This is my new breakup format

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

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