The Greatest Bastard

You thrive off of ego boosts.

From what I can remember, so do you. 

You always want an ego boost.

Please, who doesn’t? I’m just honest about it.

So am I supposed to be impressed or?

Well you haven’t heard it, so no.

I mean, obviously it does.

I just wanted the ego boost if I’m honest.

Fine I did see it more then once. Not that you actually care about any of that though. Why does it matter?

Knew it! It doesn’t matter, not really.

Maybe that’s why I only saw it once, because I was around when you created the music. I have good taste, I didnt say I hated it or anything.

Lies.

That makes no sense. I’ve seen Rachel perform all my life, I still went to her shows multiple times, I was around when Jax took all of my portfolio shots but that doesn’t mean I don’t look at them often. I could go on but I wont bother. 

Yeah, just once. Are you shocked?

Not always.

It’s just that it’s a good musical. Multi Tony award winning, actually. Besides, you basically saw me create a lot of the music for it. It’s fine though, being around amazing music doesn’t automatically give you good taste. 

Mhm.

I only saw it once, sorry Jesse.

…I was talking about me actually

Once??? 

Aren’t you always.

It’s been awhile..but yeah.

Yeah, well boring is what happens when you drop off the face of the earth for a week. 

Well it’s nothing like that. Did you see the OBC? Or was it the national tour? Either way, you’re welcome. Did you see it more than once? You definitely saw it more than once. 

That’s a strange thing to say when it’s public knowledge you don’t want me here at all. 

What is the piece about? And I have nothing to bore you with, sadly, nothing has been happening 

It’s hard to explain.. You saw my first musical right?

Well that’s boring in itself. 

It seems I’ve forgotten to socialise again though so take this as an opportunity to bore me with updates of your far less virtuosic lives..  

A few years I believe. How are you?

A few years too many. I’m great yeah, how about you?

If I extended my list to include all of the amazing animals of the world, that post would’ve been considerably longer! I understand your offense, however, and I would like to formally ask for your forgiveness…and add red pandas to the approved topic list.

On behalf of myself and red pandas everywhere, you’re forgiven. 

Sydney: Fine, bye then.

Sydney: It's not just you Jesse! I'm just not in the mood for any of this.

Sydney: I'm just trying not to screw myself over. Since I do a good job of that anyways.

Jesse: Then stop dragging out this conversation..

@photogevans: Apparently i'm going to be a father. #BreakingNews #NewsToMe #RumorMill

@photogevans: I can just imagine the photoshopped children photos being created now...

Sydney: I didn't actually want you out of my life, when I've tried to be friends. but if that's how you feel then okay. I really don't know why I keep trying

Sydney: sorry.

Jesse: Well the whole world seems to think so. You always do this. When did you try??? I'd barely said two words to you and you were accusing me of trying to ruin your life.