Peyton Berry

Kick her ass out and move me right in, duh.

Oh my god please. I mean I’m moving out soon anyways because of a baby coming but Can we seriously live together? We’d have so much fucking fun

I’m sure you’re the picture of a perfect roommate yourself. 

I’m a fucking saint didn’t you know. 

I’m just good at getting obsessed with things and then knowing WAY too much about them, which makes me seemingly smart, so getting through school so well isn’t actually that much of an accomplishment or anything. 

Yeah it is. I mean not everyone can do that. Don’t downplay your accomplishments. 

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Nope, I’m a big boy now~ If only you would’ve known.

Eh I don’t know. That taylor swift shit might have been a deal breaker

Yeah I don’t know anything about art stuff. I mean, I draw a tiny bit, but I never did anything for school, just for nerdy comic stuff with my brothers. But ew babies you need to get outta there asap.

Art’s been the only real thing I’m good at. Everything else I fuck up. Well maybe besides Italian. I’m pretty bomb at that too. Yeah I know! I’m trying my best. 

you’re all good!! I didn’t do any crazy war stuff or anything.

Oh well thats good I guess

I don’t know, tomorrow? The next day? I’m always free.

Thursday? I have stuff going on tomorrow

Nah, we didn’t work because I didn’t glow up yet, but you already did. And you never respect classics.

Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande are not classics. Please stop. You’re hurting me. Aww well you sure did glow up. You’re not a little boy anymore that’s for sure.

Cool beans. Still could have typed up a little ‘these are things we should all kinda have in common’ sheet cause that’s what I did when I super needed to move out of my dad’s. But no, can’t afford that. My scholarship barely helps me with tuition let alone housing.

At least you have a scholarship. Who’s gonna give money to a struggling art student? But yeah I need to move out soon anyways because one of these ladies is having a baby and I’m so not living with a baby right now. Didn’t sign up for that. 

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Didn’t you have a roommate survey made up before you moved in? That’s how Jesi and I knew we were compatible.

I live in an actual house. I live with a lot of different people. I’ve barely even met the guy that lives across the hall. He’s never home. Do you like live in the dorms at school or something?

I know~

Nah, actually probably my sisters, but.

Anyways when are we getting high? 

Excuse you, T-Swift is my girl. Second only to Ariana Grande.

Good god. Now I remember why were never stayed together. Your taste in music is trash

So I was wandering today and went to the park (why? idk) and just sat in the grass and there was a family sorta close (double why) and this little girl started running around giving out flowers. So your boy rocked three flowers in his hair today and got hella looks and a couple compliments. Definitely gonna start doing that more often because a) I like compliments, duh b) I look fab as hell and c) fuck gender roles, I’m a princess.

I feel like Taylor Swift and I’m loving it.

Typical. Also why taylor swift? She’s super crappy and you’re way better than her.