Dungeons, Dragons and Cats

it’s the first day of autumn! happy Hades/Persephone day!

I’m so confused as to how this was filmed

Camera on the inside of a spinning contraption. Stick cat inside.

The funniest part about unlikeable geek men is they really are fully convinced people don’t like them because of their hobbies. They cannot even begin to process the idea that comics and D&D and shit have in fact always been kinda cool and their personslities might just be repulsive. The combined unwavering ego/persecution complex is... unreal.

“I was socially rejected because I like video games” no tyler, you were socially rejected because you turn every conversation you have into a competition and you call women “females”

you can say whatever the fuck you like about the les mis film but you know when the last note fades away and valjean follows the bishop to heaven and the camera pans out to the really faint reprise of do you hear the people sing you’re a fuckign goner

men are SOOOO OUT OF TOUCH w reality that i cant tell whether to laugh or scream. i was going to expand on this w a specific instance that i had in mind but this can honestly apply to any man and to any situation

do i actually have my own personality or am i just several blonde/brunette wlw pairings stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat 

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”