J. A. Rale

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

heavily relate to comic reliefs with a profound sadness to them. for no reason in particular.

'there is some good in this world mr frodo and its worth fighting for' changed my entire life it rocks me to the core every time i hear it. you're so right there is some good in this world. and its worth fighting for. and you know what, i will

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

what are they going to do about the fact that you can never go back

Turns out you can and must go forward.

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

the worst part is I can't dare ask her that last question because then she might say something like "You don't remember, do you?" and pull out a katana and obviously I'm not stupid enough to take that risk

who decided that dragons have arms? they don’t need em

Dragons need arms to hug

god damn it you’re right

When you use the dictionary website to check your spelling and your intended meaning is marked "archaic". STOP CALLING ME OUT, MERRIAM-WEBSTER.