Screaming into the Void

there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING on this great green earth funnier than the “grim tickler” article on the veggietales wiki

instagram vs tumblr

This show hurts my brain

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

Well I guess me and Gordon Ramsay are both wrong

human beings are the funniest, if you gave a person a pile of alphabet magnets and two boxes labeled “even” and “odd” they’d start trying to sort the letters into the boxes immediately

So March lasted ten years and April just kinda passed instantaneously like we’re in a coma and yet I’m trapped in it eternally

literally NOTHING can compare to found family stories like that trope is the actual physical beating heart in my chest. choosing your family, who you want to love and heal with, who you believe in and viciously defend and trust. forming those bonds on your own is SUCH a lovely, compelling narrative that we should NOT sleep on. thanks.

Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever

^^^^^^^^^

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking “ok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whatever” lol

like can we finish this early im trying to build a potato farm in minecraft