Old Man Jenkins

It’s actually a baby salmon shark, seen here being carefully rescued from having beached itself, because it is an oceanic danger puppy and like most wild animals, will bite if confused/scared. (source here)

“Aww gee wiz fellas” - this shark, probably?

I really feel this.

Facebook engineers yesterday

IIRC correctly the writers admitted that they wrote this scene because they were tired of all the criticism that their hacking scenes weren’t 100% accurate, and/or included visual elements like a GUI instead of just command lines, so they decided to have an unofficial internal contest about who could make the tech scenes more and more ridiculous, continuing to ramp it up until we got to this specific moment - the peak of bullshit mountain. 

not gonna lie thats Chadlike behavior and i applaud it

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

guys we’re not being cringe to keep out the twitter users. we’re being cringe to keep out the ALGORITHMS, the CAPITALISTS, the INFLUENCERS. twitter users are welcome as long as they agree this site is UNMARKETABLE

anyone can join the skeleton war but first you must shed the mortal flesh of marketability

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

Also have screaming fits of joy where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july