Nothing to See Here

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out

if you ever feel bad about your writing, especially structure-wise, remember: you’re still not the one who put “somehow, palpatine has returned” into a multimillion dollar franchise produced by one of the greediest and richest corporations on earth. you’ll always be better than that one.

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

oh shit my laundry

reblog to save someone’s laundry

New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.

#pride & prejudice (via @mylordshesacactus)

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

The responses to this post just keep getting better. 

@lone-gunwoman-of-the-week

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them