Trash

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???

What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

OHHH MY GOD

Probably still had a moment of panic thinking he dropped it on the way off the plane

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

IM FUCKING LOOSING IT

This completely destroyed me I can’t stop laughing