Clipping the Microphone of Life

i really dont feel like being sad today

There should be half naked male strippers dancing on platforms for the public to enjoy at every target and CVS location in the country

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

Sometimes I have days where the name of my most recent follower keeps changing but my overall follower count stays the same, and I know I've been exceptionally successful at pissing people off that day.

You actually just have one guy who follows you, unfollows you, changes his username, then follows you again

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best

the other day I read a compelling point that many instances described as illiteracy would actually be more aptly described as aliteracy, meaning an individual has the ability to read but simply chooses not to. great example here, awesome work.