Not today, Satan. Not today.

OP ARE YOU FUCKING OK

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

This is my joy.

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

on this day five years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

IM FUCKING DYING