Bucket O' Salt

I then re-wrote the software to require both triggers to be released before another cycle could start, effectively disabling the tape-down hack. I have since been inundated with complaints from people who are desperate to crush their hands in a 1200 pound clamp to save a quarter second of effort.

everyone lives AU in which, 10 years or so after chara first falls into the underground, reports begin to surface of another human roaming the ruins... and of course prince asriel can't leave well enough alone.

(bonus: their respective punishments)

Saying they have “no earthly clue” exactly when it’s okay to enter and exit, all of the drivers currently in the roundabout at Springdale and 8th Street admitted Monday that they’re pretty much “just winging it” whenever they pass through. “Who has the right of way? What does a yield sign really mean? I haven’t needed to know since my driver’s ed test. Why are there two lanes? Should I stop to let this guy in? Wait, no way, that seems dangerous. Who’s honking at me? Is that coming from behind me or from the approaching car on my left?” said driver Alan Sommer, 42, one of countless aimless motorists flicking their blinkers on and off, gesturing at other drivers, halting suddenly after their car is halfway into traffic, and otherwise performing whatever dangerous and unpredictable action felt right to them.

One lane roundabouts are marvelous mechanisms for relieving congested intersections.

Two lane roundabouts are demolition derbies.

see what petty gets you? ants.

The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:

it GALUMPHS