Nothing Too Clever

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

I T’  S  T R A N S P A R E N T

Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!

clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you

o h m y g o d

If you ever feel stupid at least remember you’re not these people

one time i was at dr. seuss land at universal studios in orlando and i saw the grinch so i went up to him and i said “i’m glad you stole christmas because i’m jewish” and the dude in the costume got down on one knee and proposed to me

I honestly didn’t expect a story about me being proposed to by the grinch to get 3,000 notes but alright I’ll take it

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

Oh my god.

Exactly.

if there’s a day I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead