simply breathe

no no - let 'em speak

Johnson & Johnson or Smith & Wesson. Take your pick.

but mom these tears moisturise my face

Pretty sure Shuckle could survive a plane crash without scratch.

Yes but would YOU survive a plane crash if a Shuckle hit you on the head at plane speeds?

shuckle in da buckle

soon: comfy sweaters, hot beverages in cups, leaves crunching under your feet, drops of rain against the window, reading your book in bed

This is from an ad for gender-neutral baby clothes, btw.

WHERE IS THE AD OP?!?

Ooh, I know someone with an occupied uterus who would appreciate these! They’re actually really cute!

from now on the only gender is goth

This is such a good marketing ad I can’t 😂

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

Needed that, thanks. 👍🏻

I was like “Unclench my jaw? What do you m- OH. Is that why I keep getting headaches?!”

dirt

mmmm… tasty..

the d in dirt stands for do not eat this please