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strange thing: *happens*

me:

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Hillary Clinton’s nomination for president is a victory for women’s rights, but on last night’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert wondered if we could celebrate this moment with women in 1776.

Luckily, he had Abatha and Josephine (the Constitution era alter egos of Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer) on the line. 

The girls were delighted to know that progress has been made, but they didn’t want any other spoilers of what happens in America since they’re hoping to binge watch it after it ends.

Even though it’s 1776, there’s at least one mention of something weed-related. Regardless of what century it is, Broad City will be Broad City.

Man hilariously responds to stranger’s totally legit $9 million inheritance offer

Postmodern Jukebox’s Justin Timberlake cover will have you dancing

Baby seal is very happy to be rescued from fishing net