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You know what? For me, watching s3 is like reading only the tags instead of reading the fic.

S3 is just packed full of common fandom topics, (crowley is a mess, aziraphale moans while eating, Muriel and Eric...) or repetitions of former themes warmed over (yellow bentley, eating ice cream, crowley disguised in heaven, card tricks...)

Lots of unconnected, unhinged scenes thrown together, but the plot, the arc, the heart of the story is unfortunately completely missing, nothing is really fleshed out.

While watching s3 (the first and definitely only time) I was constantly wondering where this was leading an when the actual PLOT would finally begin (spoiler: it didn't.).

The Well Paid Author of this masterpiece always stated that he never reads fanfiction well, he better had, it might have improved his writing skills, but he obviously studied the tags quite thoroughly...

But hey, we should'nt judge too harshly, selling a bunch of random ao3 tags as a 90 minute film to Amazon is quite an achievement in itself, isn't it?

ANYWAY

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then: