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why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.

You deserve someone who actually gives a shit about you. Someone who doesn’t just see you as an extension of themself. Someone who would actually be afraid to lose you. Don’t let anyone else make you believe otherwise.

FORBIDDEN CAT ALCHEMY

this doesn’t feel right

Imprisoned for his deeds

he’s innocent!!!

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

the fuck does this mean

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged