HELLO :D

[distantly] THAT DOG

WOOOOO

me, introducing myself: it is i, your local asshole

me: *exists* me: this is too much

English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

i miss when i was like 10 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

say those three words and i’m yours

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

Look at all those ducks

Look at all those ducks

I fricken owned chickens a long time ago. THOSE ARE CHICKENS. I also own four ducks. I would know the difference. Those are not ducks nor will the ever be ducks.

Look at all those ducks

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

The hate is towards myself, so it’s okay.

“don’t get upsetti have some spaghetti”

If I see ONE oitnb spoiler you’re gone

they’re in prison