Why ask why?

i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

the fuck does this mean

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

Warm vanilla sugar all the way

Distant planet

This is what earth will look like in 200 years

They monch

They cronch

They cluster up in bonch

They ever so glad you invited them to bronch

why are sun bears like…that?

like what

gloptonians

Those 1D imagines but instead it’s the guys from The Big Bang Theory

that last one tho