Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.

why would you do this

It just seems right?

not to sound like jane austen or anything but if ur fic is labelled slow burn those two fucks better not even touch pinkies until like chapter 57 by the time they are even in a room alone together i want to be half dead of blueballs and i want their heated gazes to revive me im js 

why would you say “not to sound like jane austen” and then quote her directly 

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

this is probably the best quote from anything ever

Basically

omg this is my favorite thing ever

give him a hat it’s hot outside

im literally the easiest person to date bc you’ll always know where i’m at: in bed, school, or at work being loyal af

the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends