I'm Luis

yall ever open a message and think “wtf am i supposed to say to this”.

im hungry as fuck bro can you pass me a microplastic

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

i love that it’s pikachu saying this bc pikachu attained freedom by electrocuting the fuck out of ash and outright refusing to get into the fucking pokeball

Me: *falls in love* Me: I’ve been… Scammed

I dont need anyone pretending they give a fuck about me

the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

may your booty grow + your skin glow. 🙏🏻💛

2hr makeout session ft inappropriate touching sounds so good rn