Shut The Hell Your Mouth

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

I just wish I could learn every language and all the histories and about everyone's food and folklore and... 😔 but i only have one brain and it is small and malfunctioning

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

this year has made me so fucking sensitive. pompeii by bastille, a song i barely like, came on the radio and it made me CRY

you know what bastille……when i close my eyes….it DOES almost feel like nothing’s changed at all …

how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

listen!!! normalize giving swords as romantic gestures!!!

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

- giles corey, sept 1692

work is like… here are all these things you have to do. these are your problem now. hmm? cant get that done plus what i asked you to do today? well your hours are 8-4. ;) but. nothing. is stopping you ;). from working longer ;)

Thank god for titties and rice