Lindo

yeet the pasta yeet ALL the pasta

Mesmerising 

I wish to be she who calibrates the noodle yeeter.

I hope she and the girl behind her who just had an awakening have an amazing life together

If domestic housewives exist, that implies there are feral housewives

[ID: an image of Gayle from the youtube series Gayle, holding a small vacuum up in the air and screaming. /end ID]

I’m the guy who bites off the corner of every SD card so they fit in the slots properly

The first part triggers the sleeper cells the second part turns on rage mode for them

im Not Kidding i am going to Commit A Homicide

We as a species are each and every day becoming more creative in the ways with which we destroy eachothers lives.

this image hits different in covid-19 isolation

Shakira and J Lo singing born in the USA while waving a Puerto Rican flag is just the perfect slap in the face to racist people everywhere.