司令官 でたらめ

x graphics on tumblr look best at 540px width. if you post a full screen without adjusting the canvas size to reflect that width, it might look a little off. in my opinion, screens look better when they’re adjusted because you can play with framing more, but at the end of the day it’s entirely up to you!

x this is an old img posting guide but it’s still relative:

x if you do photo sets, they’re going to look visually cleaner in a vertical format. you can freely move images before posting them to either sit on top of each other or side by side.

x there’s no algorithm here, the movement of content is entirely user driven, so if you like someone’s work please reblog it!

a door slamming

someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”

the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway

a light thud

someone exclaiming “listen here, one of us can see in the dark and it’s not me, so we’re gonna have to figure this out”

a deep voice going “HEY”

me immediately concerned, it is dark, what is happening

same deep voice: “WHAT DO YOU HAVE”

the playful jingling of dog tags

“WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH”

So, stumbled across this just now

And of course, who doesn’t want a big, huggable loaf of bread in pillow form?

But the best part?

It ships vacuum-packed.

So you have to …. knead it.

And then

It’s been a while since I drew for this AU but yeah