That bitch Tiffanney ;)

When you find the One — you make her the center of your universe: your sun, your moon & all your intergalactic stars

When you find the One – you treasure her & dedicate your every waking day to making her the happiest woman in the universe.

When you find the One – you hold on tight, thru good days and bad, and NEVER ever let her go.  You hold on with all the strength in your body and you never risk letting her go.

When you find the One – you cherish every moment you have with her, and never take her for granted.  You love her with every beat of your heart and every breath you take.

I’ve been horny all day

I’m stressed

I’m bored

It’s been .00024 seconds since I last masturbated

Random bout of horniness

Someone turned me on

Watching porn

Scrolling through Tumblr

Someone I like mentions them being horny

Nothing else to do

It feels good

I’m constantly horny

It just feels fucking good.

Because I want to