Untitled

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

i love finding little mementos of previous readers in library books

Im borrowing this book on how to knit socks and the pattern im using has markings where someone corrected the book on how many stitches you should have and its honestly the best cause theyre right <3 thank you knitting stranger

……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..

i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

just made the best non-looping gif i think

yeah okay ill reblog that

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash