WAHOO!

 I will say that Mario does indeed really get his head in the competitive game, though. It’s hard to call him a sore loser, but it’s also hard to call him a quiet loser. Outside of Smash Bros, he participates in sports and other party games, so there’s many cases you could probably point to. You can hear those ‘oh, mama miaaaas’ from a mile away, more times than not whenever he loses or someone gets a big advantage.

“I lose-a the race--”

@gentletwin​ asked:

"I dunno, I'm just ... kinda worried? Usually PSI fever's gone the same day it came, but I'm still feelin' kinda off 'n' I've been taken it easy, not fightin' or usin' my PSI like ya said." That. That's called a normal fever, Lucas.

  “Hmmm.” He can’t help but muse aloud. At this point, Dr. Mario had been accustomed to ‘PSI fever’ as both Ness & Lucas called it. It could usually be ‘walked off’, but it was still a form of fever nonetheless. It apparently signified the strengthening of one’s PSI’s abilities if he recalled correctly, which only drew him to the conclusion that they would become less frequent as both of the PSI kids grew up.

 There’s a long pause, before he blinks, snapping his fingers as if he came to a brilliant, unthought of conclusion.

     “Nngeeehh… Apologize for makin’ brightly-colored stuff that tastes like’a TRASH and maybe Wario’ll think about it.” Come on now. Red is raspberry, blue is blueberry, yellow is banana! That’s the universal law! Those things only tasted like dry chalk. It should be the doctor who’s doing all the apologizing. 

  “...That involved a lot of words, all sounding nothing like ‘sorry’. I hope you realize that.”

 The doctor says firmly. Wario was certainly one of the odder ones out of the Mansion, at least to him. He did have to be internally glad that Wario could be considered to be ‘in good health’ and not in need of his treatments. Too often, at least.

Anonymous asked:

Dr Mario how much money does your medicine cost?

 “...” He stands there, dumbfounded at the question, before seemingly realizing something.

 “...Oh, right. I’m unsure if this was common knowledge, but... Everyone at the Smash Mansion gets free-a healthcare courtesy of me and Master Hand.” He would’ve given the guy a non-existent earful if he insisted he give those within Smash Bros large fees for very understandable injuries, in or outside of the ring. He taps his chin, “When it comes to my megavitamins and treatments for outside of the Mansion when the situation arises, usually only a few vitamins will do the trick to stop someone from being sick, but if somebody has it really bad and they need my treatment for the long-term, I try to work something out with their budgets. That usually doesn’t happen, though, nor would I want to take too much from them.”

 The doctor sighs,

Anonymous asked:

Prime Mario out of all the villains you have faced who do you think is the worst?

 There’s a light frown from the italian, as he comes to think. Even some of the lighter villains that had only appeared once or twice before kicking the bucket had done a lot of crazy things. Mario places a hand on his chin as a light ‘hmm’ escapes him, as he thinks.

 “Bowser’s persistent, is his main-a thing.” He begins, “He’s sure caused a lot of harm to the little toadies and more through his schemes to capture the princess or just-a gain more power.” He ponders, though. “But he doesn’t go... Too far. If you get what Mario means. Sure, he’s punched me and sent me flying in the past, but he never causes--” He makes a few hand motions to his head, “--Anything to happen. Up-a here.”

 His expression becomes slightly uncomfortable. Distraught, even.

  “For a while, I thought Shadow Queen was the worst. The poor princess...” He lets out a sigh, “She knew what was happening and couldn’t do anything about it. Mario would-a hate to imagine that happening to me.” A possessed Mario. A concept that would make even the bravest person in the Mushroom Kingdom shudder, “But... Then Dimentio happened. My bro’s tough, but nobody could deal with what...”

 Mario moves his cap down on his face slightly, clearly hiding intense emotions, for a moment. Using his brother to try to cause the end of all worlds... It was Shadow Queen but cranked to a different level. Both situations were bad, and yet... He shakes his head.