Rejects

the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.

I can’t believe my soulmate is really out there just letting me be lonely like this he’s testing my patience that’s what he’s doing

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

THEY FUCKING WHAT

HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.

@insidiousmuppet this makes me think of you.

She confused like “yo something wrong with ya titty?”

Aww lol

Looool

lmfaooooooo

@elovers u?

I’m done

Did he win

he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit