gene wilder's eyes tho

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

X

Frogs are hilarious I mean they’re mostly just a mouth but with just enough leg to throw the mouth at food

let men wear rompers!!!!!!! cuz the next step is sundresses and if men demand something, companies make them cheaper & of better quality & this bix right here is looking forward to $3 sundresses (pre-sale price) with pockets

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser