mai.

fog haters are weak. you are walking in a cloud and it's making everything look like a moody detective film! the veil is thin and there could be a faerie 20 metres directly ahead of you! appreciate it!!

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening

obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

one work struggle that nobody prepares you for is that sometimes your buddies your good friends really suck at their job and you want to punch them in the face and also the most annoying person in the universe is sometimes decent at their job and you have to like acknowledge that

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