I'm not perfect but my blog is

lmfao bitch im really out here ruining my own life

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

europeans are so funny literally like “i can’t believe americans don’t have fresh bread” what the fuck are you talking about

I can't believe americans think their store-bought sliced bread is real bread

there are bakeries in the united states LMAO i’m not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread

"I'm not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread" is now my life motto.

Update: Lot of people reblogging me trying to say this or that about bread. I'm really sorry if you misheard me, but I am not going to argue with a motherfucker about bread. Thanks for understanding.

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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THERES A CYAN HEART EMOJI NOW 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵 ARE YOU SEEING THIS 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵LOOK🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

when i said “are you seeing this” i meant it genuinely and it turns out the answer is a resounding no

you know some shit is going down when 3 of the trending tags on tumblr have the destiel breaking news meme as the top post